[And she hasn't been drinking today, so she's very, very confused by what she just heard. She frowns, searching his face. It's not a face of a man 300 years old. That would be something far different.]
Striking for my age, aren't I? [ and all other ages too, he seems to add without voicing it. ] I spent a few years in a place called Neverland. No man ages there.
[ oh she's not kidding now. okay. his smile fades a little. ]
I'm quite real, aren't I? You kissed me not too long ago, you should know it. [ heey. ]
Ah, to put it short there was a powerful curse and our lives in the Enchanted Forest became stories for this one. Other unpleasantries also took place, but what you should know is that I'm not alone in here.
Do the names Robin Hood or... [ he tries to come up with a good one. ] The Evil Queen mean anything to you?
I don't question whether you're real or not. And I know Robin. He's a friend of mine, but... I also know the story of Robin Hood and his merry men. [That crease in Claire's brow is likely to stay there with how pronounced it is.] And I'm sure this Evil Queen has something to do with Snow White?
[It sounds crazy, but so does traveling through time through magical stones and living in a city powered by intimacy.]
[ said crazy stuff is everyday life for him. he nods. Snow White is very involved in all of this. ]
Surely discovering my age isn't the weirdest thing to take place here. The stories are quite real, love. Not all of them truthful to what actually happened, but I am a living proof.
A man did this to you. [No question. Slowly, Claire reaches over to touch his sleeve, the one she tends to avoid. A hook is better than nothing, especially on a ship, but it's still rather crude.]
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Lucky you.
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It wasn't by luck that I got the ship, only by coincidence. Had the captain been there, I would have bested him in a fight.
[ keep telling yourself that, Killian. ]
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You must be a talented swordsman. I take it none have bested you.
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I have lived a very long life, love, I would be lying if I said none hadn't, but I can count those who have with one hand.
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You stop that.
[That's so terrible. On they go.]
How long is a long life? You must be around my age.
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Oh? [ he laughs. ] I never actually told you?
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[They do drink a lot and she might not always be paying total attention to whatever he's saying. Oops. But his age, she thinks, she'd remember.]
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[ truly. he leans back and makes a face. ]
It's somewhere around 300.
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... what?
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[Terrifying. Claire scrubs a hand through her hair.]
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[ well, Neverland was hell, but he was indeed lucky to keep his handsome features. ]
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[Everything is just confusing.]
And you know about the stories, of Neverland? It's fiction. Where I'm from, at least.
[Vaguely, she remembers that a Scot wrote it. Of course.]
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[ oh she's not kidding now. okay. his smile fades a little. ]
I'm quite real, aren't I? You kissed me not too long ago, you should know it. [ heey. ]
Ah, to put it short there was a powerful curse and our lives in the Enchanted Forest became stories for this one. Other unpleasantries also took place, but what you should know is that I'm not alone in here.
Do the names Robin Hood or... [ he tries to come up with a good one. ] The Evil Queen mean anything to you?
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[It sounds crazy, but so does traveling through time through magical stones and living in a city powered by intimacy.]
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[ said crazy stuff is everyday life for him. he nods. Snow White is very involved in all of this. ]
Surely discovering my age isn't the weirdest thing to take place here. The stories are quite real, love. Not all of them truthful to what actually happened, but I am a living proof.
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Please don't tell me it was a crocodile.
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In a manner of speaking.
[ there goes his fun. ]
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I apologize, Killian. It's none of my business.
[Claire Fraser. Code name: Debbie Downer.]
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[ :| ]
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Did you kill him?
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You already know the man I speak of.
[ so no. he's very much alive still. ]
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The same man who killed the woman I loved.
[ oh there we go. ]
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Her lips press together. Maybe an apologetic silence will suffice.]
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